Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Unrelated Posts Part II

Today I experienced on of the most girly pursuits on the planet.  I had a facial. I was apprehensive about such an adventure. The apprehension wasn't due to the girly factor. It has way more to do with the idea of microderm abrasion and what my face may do in retaliation.

2 Things To Know Prior to Getting a Facial
1.) Extractions on your nose may lead you to believe that the technician is attempting to pierce it as part of an underground nose piercing group of punks. Seriously considered bodily harm at that point.
2.) When receiving a facial, it is likely that the technician will run her amply lotioned hands into your hair multiple times.  Into your hair multiple times. I braced myself prior to looking into the mirror once the facial was finished.

I had been transformed into a homeless woman with a glowing face who had been through a tornado.

Jen Lancaster, will I never learn from your life experiences?

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